Hugh Voltage

This is probably my bad for watching the first 30 minutes of The Social Network , but what the fuck?!?!?! Were the rights to Back of a Tampo...

It's Friday and I'm doing a throwback to the search for the whack ass pattern in the iPod shuffle. I've got $50 on a triple shot...

Have you ever been walking to work (not slowly and not staring at your goddamn phone) and had someone come up from behind you while jogging ...

We just got a new student intern in our department that I've deemed "Nerdy Betty." I'm not even sure if it is a girl yet. ...

I don't like meatloaf. Never will. It makes me uncomfortable the way they shape meat into a loaf like bread. Bread and meat are deliciou...

The living situation has reached a fever pitch. Like a fever pitch that is purely low and outside and just walked in the game winning run of...

The laundry machine in my illustrious apartment complex has been broken since this weekend. It's the machine that soaks and spins and no...