Romancing The Stone: The Restaurant

While discussing a remake of Victory starring David Beckham and Owen Wilson over IM, my brain stumbled onto the idea of a Romancing The Stone themed restaurant-slash-dining experience.

The menu would have a Romancing The Stone theme with The "Aw Shit! The Doobie Brothers Broke Up Green Salad" and some left over Cap'n Crunch chicken from Planet Hollywood as it's signature dishes. Signature drink would be the Cartegenarita.

The waiters would all be dressed up as Jack T. Colton as played by Michael Douglas and the waitresses would be costumed as Joan Wilder as played by Kathleen Turner and her man voice. Danny Devito impersonators would bus the tables. Anfd finally, Billy Ocean would perform two songs at the top of every hour with Eddy Grant alternating with him when he needs breaks.

Now, you hardcore fans may point out that Billy Ocean did the theme song from Jewel of the Nile and not Romancing the Stone. You are right, but do you want to hear Electric Avenue while you eat and think of the effect it would have on the staff. They would go crazy.

The restaurant would be decorated with memorabilia from both movies including Jack Colton's shotgun, machete and jacket. The VIP seating would be set up in the original crashed airplane from Romancing The Stone and available for corporate events and weddings.