Have you ever been walking to work (not slowly and not staring at your goddamn phone) and had someone come up from behind you while jogging and they just lightly graze you as they pass as if it could possibly be on purpose like some kind of Maverick-buzzing-the-tower kind of move? If that has happened, have you ever started lightly jogging behind them just to kind of freak them out? It's a totally creepy move and highly recommended. Here's how it works:
1. Find an area with a heavy and consistent jogging population.
2. Walk nonchalantly while paying attention to your surroundings and wait for your moment. You get bonus points for finding one of those real serious jogging types. Usually you can tell by the bottoms that they are wearing. You can tell the ballers from the hobbyists.
3. When you find your mark, let them pass you and then BAM! throw a fucking headband on and just start jogging next to them, but don't say anything. Just act like it's totally normal.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Negative Ghostrider
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