To Catch A Predator: Semi-Celebrity Edition

Just going through my morning routine of reading the news feeds and blogs and crap to avoid beginning work too early while I drink my delicious coffee. I make really good coffee. It make me think of what Dabney Coleman as Franklin M. Hart, Jr. would do in 9 to 5 every morning. i heard they were making 10 to 6, for real. Pro tiup: Bad idea.

So, I ran into this article about Miss America helping cops out in an online sexual predator sting. WTF? Apparently, they are going to use it on America's Most Wanted. That show has been on since Fox started. It's got to be about twenty years now. Anyway, what's up Chris Hansen? How is NBC going to lower the bar and return fire to Fox? Duh, Jenna Jameson To Catch A Predator. With the mainstreaming of porn to the point of Scarlett Johansson being in talks to play Jenna in the adaptation of her book. Huge fan of porn, but I think it belongs under the beds, in the bathrooms and hidden in the sock drawers of America and not in the form of a Vivid Entertainment shirt on a girl in Junior High. Just sayin'. Time and place.

One note, Scarlett Johansson is the worst host of Saturday Night Live ever. EVER. So, she should be able to act like a pornstar just fine. How can a walking rack have a career like that? Actually, she was decent in Ghost World and Lost In Translation. Outside of that, she sure knows how to smash her breasts together on a red carpet. Good for her.

Trying to post more, but I'm deep in research. I'm delving deep into the Ratt discography trying to determine if they ever recorded a ballad and also how many of their song titles have a form of Love in them.