Don't Ever Do This

When you are on a long road trip or something and you stop to get a soda at a Jackpot or whatever, don't ever do this.

-Put on super dark glasses and park in front so that the cashier can see your car.

-Get out and walk in being very careful not to make eye contact with anything.

-Lightly bump into some stuff and feel around with your hands a lot for balance.

-At the very least, walk with your hands out in front of you and look all over the place.

-Go into the candy aisle and grab a candy bar or something. A Twix perhaps.

-At this point, people should be kind of watching you so you have to be super careful to not make eye contact with anything.

-Slowly amble over to the counter. If there is a line step in front of someone until they let you know that they are there. Hold on to something for support while you wait in line.

-When you get to the cashier do not look at them and then hold the candy bar in the air and jut it towards them asking if it is a Twix. When they say "Yes." Say thank you. When they give you the total, pull a five out of your pocket and say "Is this a one?" When they say "No" reach into your pocket again and produce a one. If they say the five is a one. Quit the game and tell them to fuck off.

-Complete the transaction and walk towards the door, bumping your head into it a little bit. If there is a curb and you kinda trip over it, you get bonus points.

-Get in your car and drive away.

The game is called "Always Keep 'Em Guessing" and can really liven up long trips to rural areas.