Hillary-tards

To be fair to the Obamatards, there are Hillary-tards, too. They are seriously 97% female and 60% of that has breeded. Don't be so transparent and just bet on the horse with your name. I'm not going to vote for a candidate that resembles me the most. If anything, I would vote against him.

Hillary-tards also have different hours. They seem to be up much earlier than the weed smoking and Stella swilling collegiate volunteers of Obama. Hillary-tards also seem to wear Uggs a lot. That's kinda weird.

Regardless, Hillary-tards are a lot smarter when it comes to road safety, however some of them were approaching slowly moving cars like a metropolitan panhandler and encouraging people to honk at 7:00 AM. That's not really respectful to all of those Obamatards sleeping off Monday hangovers nor the Mitttards who are up early praying for it all to end so that they can go to heaven and get out of this dive.

It all feels like a Halloween parade right now, but I do respect people giving a shit no matter how much shit I talk about it, but do they have to be so spectaclish? That is so American to make a fucking huge deal about something like affixing a postage stamp or recycling or driving a goddamn Prius with a "FUQBUSH" vanity plate. Do your business, but do you need to raise your hand to draw attention to you doing your business? Do you need to be rewarded? Do you need to let me know that you are doing something good? How about you let me let you know when that time comes?