Hot Lava

First, I was just IMing with a friend about stolen headphones and magazines to read at the gym when you are doing your cardio. We decided that Black Belt magazine would really be the most badass magazine to read at the gym. You could even walk over to the mats and just start karate kicking for like ten minutes while everyone else side-crunched. It would be pretty awesome.

Next, I had a dream last night that I was coming back from somewhere in the mountains south of Los Angeles and when we got to the top of a hill and could see LA it was engulfed in hot lava because a volcano under the city had erupted. I woke up and was all "That dream was hecka stupid." Then, I realized that there may have been a real movie with Tommy Lee Jones in it that was about that. I sat there and couldn't think of the title. I thought it must have been Hot Lava. So, I got to work and IMDBd "Hot Lava" and can you believe it? No one has ever made a movie called Hot Lava. It's probably going to be the next Ben Stiller Vince Vaughn joint about a Hot Lava league with...who would be a good hot lava monster in the movie version of the game?

Oh, wait. If you have never played hot lava monster, here is how it works. You take all of the pillows off of the couch and throw them around the room. Then, you pick on someone and tell them that they are the hot lava monster. Everyone else jumps around the room from pillow to pillow to couch and if they fall into or touch the lava (the floor) they become the hot lava monster. It was fun as a kid and trust me, it's even more fun as an adult.

Also, the name of the Tommy Lee Jones volcano movie was called Volcano and beyond retarded.