Friday, July 27, 2007

National Lampoon's NASA

Fuck It! I want to be an astronaut. Drunk astronauts? That is so rad. That really takes drunk driving to the next level. I don't condone it, but WTF?!?!?!?!?! Astronauts are turning into the fat guys at the party (or International Space Station?) singing Wooly Booly while playing air guitar in a tropical shirt with a lampshade on their fuckin' heads. I'm predicting that sex tapes are the next boot to drop. Who'd a thunk that Lindsey Lohan was on her way to being an astronaut? How do you cut lines of cocaine in space? I think we're about to find out a lot more stuff about astronauting and astronaut enthusiasts.

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