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Wow, I just moved a meeting with ten people tomorrow so that I could go to Ozzfest. Is that growing up? Here are the terms that people are searching on and getting to my blog. It's just disturbing, but really funny.

1. Penis Sours - That is awesome. I wonder what it is in reference to.

2. Mark Morford - He's brilliant.

3. Black Sexual Intercourse - It really takes away from the loving part when it's all technical like that.

4. Dynamo from Trader Joe's - I interned where they made it and love it. It's really RW Knudsen, yo.

5. Herpes on Penis - Poor fucker who had to search on that. Hope you like riding on horses like in the Valtrex commercials.

6. Billy Ocean Romancing the Stone - Obviously, someone looking for the soundtrack.

7. California Senate Bill 1613 - This is gonna be a big deal in a year

Other terms that have been used recently: Optimus Prime Cos play, lame pants, unicorndog, iPod cannot do, best condoms, sexual intercourse, neal schon divorce, couldn't stop myself from lookin' hard.

That last one is awesome. So that's my demographic. Neal Schon, Intercourse, and Optimus Prime cos play.