Monday, February 19, 2007

Things I Find...Interesting

So, I just went to dispose of cigarette butts in a trash bin in the shopping center of sorrow next to my apartment complex and saw a folded up note on the ground and picked it up. The scan is right there. Dude! WTF?!?!?! It's from a book with a quote by Moses Ben Jacob Meir ibn Ezra. He is a Hebrew philosopher and I couldn't figure out which book it is from. I'm imagining it is a required reading text from a local high school. The degradation of the world is afoot. Here is a list of things related to the shopping center of sorrow:

1. Little kid who rips off the San Francisco Chronicle bin causing them to not put papers in there anymore.

2. Discarded porn DVD covers put in the garbage.

3. A reggae festival ticket stub.

4. Abandoned shopping carts galore.

5. Two RVs that do not move.

6. A chinese food place that you should never eat at.

7. A cobbler/postoffice.

8. A boat with a blue tarp over it.

9. Now, this note.

I think new dishwasher or not, it might be time to plan a move. I've got to sit, though, and wait for some paper work because I found out that in a community property state, it's very hard to get things done when you are legally married. It kind of sucks. So, I will roll my Honda Civic and live in my ghetto apartment amidst the other half. For Lost fans, it's like there is a row of apartments that are ghetto representing the island and two-bedroom, 1.5 Million dollar Eichlers representing the rest of the world. Poverty has never felt so expensive and exclusive.

God, that's a fucked up note.


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