Allergiesus Saves

First off, I had no idea that I had allergies until the last couple of days. Turns out that I'm probably allergic to some sort of tree. I, being the genius that I am, started taking cold medicine thinking that that would help and as it turns out. It makes it much worse. I can't move right now.

Total tangent, but my neighbor has been with this married chick for two years now and he's having some kind of argument with her. It's really funny with they have cheating fights about her cheating on him. It's physically impossible or somehow cancels out like two negatives being a positive. She's come by his place like three times this week. The frustrating thing is that he is having a longer more functional relationship than I have been able to create with anything and she's married. I still don't think it could ever be my thing, but my hat's off to it.

Anyway, just a couple of things this barely before afternoon. You should be using netvibes by now. I've been a huge fan of bloglines forever now, but I am slowly moving towards netvibes. It's just way more Web 2.0.

Second thing. I was going through Digg and there was this link to somethingawful with parodies of Choose Your Own Adventure books. It gave me chuckle and I thought I would share.

I need to go be nauseous now.