Still Here. Still Queer. Get Used To It

I just wanted to check in with myself here because I hadn't posted in a while. To tell you the truth I didn't have a lot to say and I had been busy preparing for a presentation at a conference where I got all professional on their asses...and then turned back into the usual buffoon. Here are some quotes from others that can summarize the events that transpired.


"Seriously, quit talking to her or we'll lose our discount."

"Is that your boss over there, dancing with that dude?"

"The guy with the earring and the baldhead has the biggest crush on you."

"Jauge, there is 5 minutes until our presentation is supposed to start. Do you have the presentation and where are you?"

"You were in my dream last night and all of these good things would start to happen and then you would appear as the devil. No offense."

"What is your problem with breeders?"

"You watch Battlestar Galactica? That is seriously one of the nerdiest things I have ever heard."

Okay, next thing is that Lost sucks balls now. It feels similar to the Matrix trilogy. First one, you are like oh my god. Second one, you are like, okay they can still pull it off with a dark horse move. Third one, you are like Aw crap, what a colossal waste of time. Well, Lost is there. They are dragging out the story to sell commercials and that's when things get bad. I'll start citing examples of suckage when I have more time. I'll tell you what, Twin Peaks it is not. Twin Peaks didn't even fake like it was going to give you answers to any questions, though. Wait, have I made a horrible mistake?

Last thing, with the improved weather, I'm pulling Captain and Cokes out of the closet. With a lime squozen they really spice up day drinking.

And the last last thing is that Andy Barker, P.I. is fucking great and you should have watched the MTV cut of Awesometown by now. And for the haters, Andy Richter Controls the Universe is still brilliant in my eyes.

Enjoy the youtubage while you can. Ass, Gas, Grass or Cash; no one rides for free. I have a feeling youtube is going to follow the same business lifecycle that Napster did. It will go from something free and cutting edge and awesome to a regulated piece of shit ruined by corporate America. Also, it might get Google's stock price to a number that reflects their real value. There is no excuse, the story was told a 6 years ago yesterday and we've seen it before, so buy the Civic before you lease the 5 series, dummy.

All typoss and missspellings are the fawlt of work right now. I didn't have time to edit or put ingood links.