There Should be a Law (You Assholes)

My new pest is the fuckheads (weird usage) who fill up Crystal Geyser bottles at every drinking fountain at the gym. The Nalgene bottle was slightly annoying, but the Nalgene bottle became a sort of status symbol for a while kind of like the Camelbak did with guys who wear biking cleats. The ten ounce or whatever Crystal Geyser bottle, however, makes me want to kick people in the ass as hard as I can.

The hunched over posture for ten minutes is kinda buggish, but then when you get around and see their concentration face that looks like somewhere between taking a shit and working on a word search and see how hard they are concentrating on getting the tiny stream of water into the tiny hole, you want to start kicking in the ass. Or, at least I do.

I thought I would acclimate to it and get used to it like how you get used to the guy in the cut-offs and no sleeve shirt and gloves at the gym. Or, guys with tribal arm band tattoos everywhere. This one hasn't gone away and I've given it a month. I guess the tribal armbands one hasn't either. Then there's socks and Teva guys. They still piss me off, too. Okay, fine. I've gotten used to people that like 24 and even don't lash out at people when they talk about Deal or No Deal. It's a work in progress.

All I have to say is that there should be a law against yooge people in spandex at the gym and these fucking bottle dwellers.