Hay!

As I sit here wallowing in my misery, I started wondering why people stopped getting Hay Fever. The last reported case I remember occurred while I was rocking Out Of The Cellar by Ratt on my waterproof Sony Sports Walkman and most likely had a Vision Street Wear Gator hip pack on. That's just a guess. Anyway, it was my neighbor and he used to get really bad hay fever.

So, anyway, was there some kind of vaccination that got handed out where people don't get this anymore? Is there still a "haying season" and if so, when does it occur? And, how did I get hay fever if no one else gets it anymore. I'm that retro, I think. So, hipster that I don't get allergies anymore, I get hay fever. I'm bringing hay fever back the way JT did with sexy, although Prince claims that it was never gone because he was still sexy and therefore if it had never left, how could JT bring it back. If A+B=C then C+B=A. That sums that up.

Check out the link to the info about hay fever in your day to day struggle to be smarter than a fifth grader. After all, at the end of the day isn't that what it's all about? Be smarter than a fifth grader and pick out the right briefcases.