Your iPod Cannot Do This:

In the last 24 hours, on shuffle, my iPod has played "Feels Like A Hammer" by Dangerous Toys (that's one song shy of Trixter, I'm sure) and "In Those Jeans" by Ginuwine, which when dissected lyrically is pure poetry. They should teach a class at a community college on the lyrical poetry of Ginuwine. Shit. The intro could just be on "In Those Jeans" alone and then the Lyrics of Ginuwine II 486d (that's the class number so you can register by phone) could look at their other works.

Couple notes here. If your name is Elgin Baylor Lumpkin, you create a stage name. Why the fuck did the Trixter video for "Give It To Me Good" remind me so much of the movie Rad? Holy crap. I just relaized that my high school girlfriend kind of looked like Lori Loughlin. Holy crap. Rad was directed by Hal Needham who was the stuntman of Burt Reynolds on Gunsmoke and the same guy that directed Hooper.

Here are the lyrics in italics:

Looking good plenty time
Tell me is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Pretty thick like I like it
Tell me
is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Looking tasty really scrumptious
Tell me is there any more room for me

In those jeans
Looking good plenty time
Is there any more room for me
In those jeans

Got on my ride seen you from a far
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore
these jeans and you
Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it
feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans

You are the bomb
Girl you tight to death
I don't know the words to say to you
All that i know, baby all i know is
that
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in those
jeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them
Love the way you, wearing them I love them can
Calvin, Iceberg,
Sergio, I love them
Trying to get inside of those
Yeah Yeah Yeah

I wanna say that them jeans looking good fitting right
Baby damn those jeans
Any kind doesn't matter you could win 'em
you look fine
Baby damn those jeans
Anytime that I see you I want in, you wear them well
Baby damn those jeans
You
the shit you the bomb
All I wanna know is can I have what's in those jeans
Can I get in those can I baby

Now, feel free to sing along...

Update: Add "Josie" by The Outfield to the list of randomness from iPod shuffling.
'Herm" by The San Francisco T.K.O's. This is a dope fuckin' jam.
"50%" by Grandaddy
"Sensible Shoes" by "Diamond" David Lee Roth
"Letting Go" by LA Guns
"Sunshine Superman" by Donovan
"Not If You Were The Last Dandy on Earth" by Brian Jonestown Massacre
"Clock Strikes Ten" by Cheap Trick
"Fight Night" from The Karate Kid Soundtrack
"Gabrielle" by Ween (from Pennsylvania)
"A Devil Among The Tailors" by At The Drive-In
"Rocket Man" by My Morning Jacket
"Fear City Slide" by Queensryche (I skipped it)
"King's Crossing" by Elliot Smith
"In the Lap of the Gods Revisited" by Queen
"House of Pain" by Van Halen
"The Swimmer" by Frank Black
"The Argus" by Ween (from Pennsylvania)
"Runnin' With the Devil" by Van Halen featuring "Diamond" David Lee Roth
"Syeeda's Song Flute (Alternate Take)" by John Coltrane
"Freewill" from Exit Stage Left by Rush
"Hewlett's Daughter" by Grandaddy
"Baker Street" by Gerry Rafferty
"Arise" by Mr. Lif
"Crackity Jones" by The Pixies
"Theologians" by Wilco
"The Noose" by A Perfect Circle
"Miyagi Rattles the Bones" from The Karate Kid Soundtrack (WTF?! Is it even trying to shuffle?)
"Waterworld" by Handsome Boy Modeling School
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" by The Police
"Pulk Pull Revolving Doors" by Radiohead
"Murder By Numbers" by The Police
"S.A.T.O" by Ozzy Osbourne
"Flip!" by Apollo Sunshine
"The Thin Line" by Queensryche (Didn't skip it. It's a bad jam.)
"Fools" by Van Halen
"Hard Driver" by Badlands (Seriously)
"It Keeps You Runnin'" by The Doobie Brothers
"Nightsongs" by Cinderella
"Saturn III" by Fu Manchu
"When You Hear That" by Ratatat from their Remixes Volume I album (Siiiiiiiiiiiick!)
"Nice Dream" by Thom Yorke from the Bridge Benefit
"Trouble" by Daniel Ash (American Psycho Soundtrack)
"Go It Alone" by Beck (really good clapping when listened to on headphones)
"Postcard of a Painting" by Maximo Park
"Parabola" by Tool
"D) Pt IV" by The Mars Volta
"Cherry Blossom Girl" by Air
"Stop the World" by the Clash
"Mandy Goes to Med School" by The Dresden Dolls
"Point and Click" by Tomahawk (Patton and Jesus Lizard Yo)
"Bad, Wicked World" by Frank Black
"Kaftan" by Les McCann & Eddie Harris
"Lay Down the Law" by G. Love & the Special Sauce
"Friends and Neighbors" by Mr. Lif
"Lousy Reputation" by We Are Scientists
"If I Fell" by Jason Falkner
"Marathon" by Rush
"Steve Biko (Stir It Up)" by A Tribe Called Quest
"Bad Card" by Mr. Lif
"Seconds" by U2
"All Over the World" by The Pixies
"The Ocean" by Sunny Day Real Estate
"Shankill Butchers" by The Decemberists
"Automatic Blues" by The Cult
"Like Sonny" by John Coltrane
"What Does your Soul Look Like" by DJ Shadow
"Trusted" by Ben Folds
"The Cantaloupe Woman" by Grant Green
"The Chauffeur" by The Deftones