Here We Go Again

Imagine it like this. You get fake like you know stuff about fine wines and good food. You manage to stay sober enough to get the girl home. You get her in your room, she disrobes. You put on Reanimator's Music To Slit Wrists By...And then fucking Eddie Van Halen goes to rehab. That means no reunion. No Diamond Dave. No soup for you. This is never going to happen, but what if it did?

If this works out great, but if it all falls apart again. That's fine, too. Why does Van Halen keep doing this to me?

Van Halen and Roth to Announce Tour Next Week (Yahoo! News)