Of Nano-Climates and Scientists

First off, I (heart) the new We Are Scientists album a lot. I noticed yesterday that at 2:44 into "Let's See It" there is a blender or vacuum or something going on in the left channel. I kept taking my headphones off at work and looking around for what was making the sound. I looked like a tard.

Update: "Chick Lit" off of Brain Thrust mastery makes me want to dance on a houseboat after taking two Vicodin and drinking four Bud Lights. If not, I'd put money on it happening on someone's coffee table. If I'm at a party or any type of function accompanied by music at your house, do not put this song on. If you do, your coffee table will be danced on. BTW, horrible dancer. Horrible.

Here's a picture from my sister's birthday that I took. I've got pics from the drive up through the city (SF) that I'll have to post. There is a Doggie Diner, my old flat, and traffic jams. The change of scenery that flashed by on the way to Healdsburg was kind of a trip. Also, Cotati still smells like ass. I stopped at a Target there to buy some shorts in the event that a hot tub party erupted at the house. I secretly enjoyed the peacefulness of the house and Healdsburg, but that's just between you and me. If anyone found out, I'd lose a shred of streetcred-grade smarminess.


Oh, so the reason I logged in to post was to post today's office nano-climate forecast. It's exactly the same as everyday. I just read this about my office on weather.com.

"From 7 - 10 your office will be amazingly pleasant. At 10:00, you will start to notice loss of feeling in your hands as joint hardening cold makes its way from your fingertips to your shoulders. At 11:00, working with the keyboard will become almost unbearable to the point of violating OSHA standards set for meatpackers working in refrigerated warehouses. At 1:00 someone will have complained or they just plan this, but the office will start to heat up in an effort to lull you gently to sleep in a way very similar to that of a hypnotist's pocket watch or a roofie. At 4:00, perfect office climate will be achieved again as you leave."