New Word Monday: Slirting

On multiple occasions this past weekend I was in need of a word to describe the action happening in front of me and didn't have one in my personal lexicon. So, after pondering on it, the word that I've got is "Slirting."

Slirting is the act of flirting with someone when you are housed and everything that comes out of your mouth is just not even one percent gallant or suave. For instance, say you are a blond woman that is 40 years old and you are out on a cougar crawl with two of your friends from work. Let's also say that you are fucking housed to the bejesus and start drinking my beer while you stare through me and my imbiblical colleagues. So, in this situation, while you keep trying to pull up your shirt to impress us with your 40 year old boobs, you are slirting with us. Power to ya for still having game at 40, but had there not been a voice of reason at the table, it could've been a real shitty next morning for everyone involved. Oh, stupid voice of reason.