Safari Conversation

"Oh man, did you see the size of those giraffes today?"

"Yeah, dude. They were huge. What about those crazy fuckin' monkeys, man?"

"Doooooooooooood. Those monkeys?! Those monkeys were off the chain. I wanted to put my sunglasses on one of them and take a picture next to it for my facebook profile."

"Dude, that would've been sick. Why didn't you do it?"

"Oh, because I'm afraid of monkeys."


That is what you call Safari Conversation. Apparently, you can buy furniture for Safari Conversation at Walmart.

Judging by the review by MollyDD, the table that it comes with is the perfect size for playing cards or having drinks. I like the way you think MollyDD, however, I have to guess that there is no way that $35 is ever going to buy me something appropriate for proper safari conversation. I mean, fuck, if I am going to sit in a Safari Conversation chair, I want something safari worthy to talk about. If I'm just going to play cards and have drinks then isn't there a set for the type of conversation that goes with cards and drinks. A 3-piece Idle Conversation Set, perhaps? A 2-piece inane and annoying conversation about topics that no living creature should ever converse about set, maybe?

I have taken something from this in that I am going to try and have more safari conversations in the future. I had no idea that there was this untappped area of conversation. I had idle, lite, and heated conversation styles down, but Safari just totally caught me by surprise. Who knew?