True Stories From The Frontlines Of Monotony

Real conversation:

Dude walks up to my office door and waves his hand slowly to get my attention and I go, "Hey dude. What's up?"

Dude goes, "Some people have funny names."

"Yep. They sure do. Did you need something?"

Dude goes, "There is a girl with a name of Hallie Marie."

I just stare at this point.

Dude goes, "You know like Hail Mary? Like Hallie Marie? Well, actually that's her middle name. Her last name is Murphy. It's just a lot of Italian..."

I just stare at this point.

Dude goes, "Isn't that funny?"

I just stare at this point. He walks away.

This is a typical interaction in the halls of glory that I call Mundanity, Ca.

I'm either becoming a total prick or people are just getting too lame. Like seriously too lame.