Inside Joke Custody

It started to bother me today that my ex is using some of my jokes in her day to day life. There are some things that they need to build into the marriage laws like they have for property and kids.

First, all of the jokes that I came up with she should not get to use. It is common courtesy and extremely tacky if she does. I mean some of them weren't even my jokes. They were my friends' jokes. That's like stealing. It's okay when you are married or dating, but that shit is not portable. You need to leave it where you found it. For instance, you go to the grocery store and use a grocery cart and you are just using something. You take it home and you are stealing something. In my head, I see her using "N'awesome" to talk to her guy that she is sleeping with. That bothers me. Not the sleeping together, that is shallow and ill thought out or at least should be, but using my word that I took from a babysitter in like 1986 is messed up. I've had that word for almost 20 years and she is just going to take it and throw it around. Pissed.

Just a quick one today. Restarting my illustrious softball career tonight and learning to act normal around girls, you don't have to have sex or marry everything of the opposite sex. Learning. Thirty years old and all of a sudden I feel like a 15 year old. If only I knew now what I knew then. Yeah, that was a joke. TGI Fridays used to be a date and going in the hot tub meant second base. So different now.