Tied to the massed

At work we always get e-mail for people leaving on vacation to a mass distribution address. I'm not the type to feel that I am that important to the point that the whole organization needs to know that I won't be here, but it got me thinking.

What if you got an e-mail address that would send an e-mail to everyone on the Infernet using a massive distribution list that was all inclusive? People would pay anything for this as long as they were the only one's that had it. They could pitch penis lengtheners to EVERBODY in one fell swoop. It would be the A-Bomb of mass marketing. Anyway, maybe someday it will happen. It would be very similar to a virus and I'm sure that some 11 year old kid in Sweden or Hong Kong is working on it right now.

Reviews:
Balance Bars - Good. Yogurt Honey Peanut seems to be my favorite. Rumor has it that processed whey is not good for you, but if it is all about protein, eating baby bunnies would probably be bad for your karma.

The Machinist - Good movie, but hard to shake Bale's character from American Psycho.

Crossword Puzzles - Still kick the ass of word searches.

Turkey Jerky - So good and good for you.

GORP - Around here we call it lunch.

Until tomorrow.