Sunday, April 13, 2008

Ad(vertisement)Justment

I often judge myself by the commercials that are aimed at me during television programs that I watch. Sometimes it's not very favorable for my self-esteem. For instance, I'm pretty sure that I suck at art and may have erectile dysfunction if these marketers are choosing their demographic correctly.

So this morning, I've been watching one of the most anticipated and what's turning out to be one of the best soccer matches of the year. Here is the list from half-time:

Half Time Commercials During Arsenal V. Manchester United (4/13/08)
Umbro
Corona Light
Garden State Life Insurance (Meredith Baxter, no Birnie)
DirectTV
Corona Light
Verizon Wireless
The Marines
Challenger British Soccer Champs
Wallbangers
Art Instruction School
Viagra (The Viva Viagra One)
Wire Transfer Service (Xoom.com)
International Calling Service (VIP Communications)
Perfect Pull Up (Perfect Pushup II?) "3 Exercises in one invention"

This list is actually better than normal because they aren't playing the male enhancement ads. Those were really having an effect on me. I almost went out and bought a Hummer to compensate.

Also, Lehman getting a card on a PK is one of the most awesome things ever even if Ronaldo (that bitch) hit two perfect PKs in a row.

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