Dear God

This is a cool new site that takes submissions from people revealing their innermost hopes and concerns addressed to a generic higher power for the most part. Seems like more of a way for people to get shit off their chest. I find it touching and disturbing at the same time. It's a lot like PostSecret, but a lot less cryptic for the most part.

It kind of makes me want to start the Dear Jesus Flying on a Unicorn site that would be geared to drug fueled hallucinogenic confessions/announcements, but who has the time to administrate a place for dudes on mushrooms to profess their love for their couch cushions while fighting with the equalizer on their stereo? Does sound entertaining, though.

Dear God
Oh God
Other Son of God - Jebus
The God Particle
Gear Dog

Here come the GoogleSearch JesusFreaks looking for their God in an algorithm created by two dudes from Stanford who then infused that algorithm with a revenue generating add-in to drive Internet traffic via advertising and search. Actually, I think "Tiny Horses" and "Centaur Penis" are still the number one search strings that drive traffic on this blog. I need to see if CentaurPenis@gmail.com is available.

How disappointed must the mythological fetishist be when he or she gets to this site and sees no centaur penises? It must be as big of a letdown as when I went to a restaurant called Illusions and found out it wasn't magic themed. I was fuckin' bummed. It was mediterranean cuisine. Shouldn't it be called Mediterrific or something like that?