Brilliant

I was in La Jolla this weekend underwear shopping with a few women while we brunched and played hooky from the conference. So, we're in Victoria's Secret and I'm just kind of doing my thing and one of my "colleagues" is buying something and the sales clerk asks her if she would like to join the e-mailing list and she said "yeah." I then heard her give the girl my work e-mail address. I just got my first e-mail from them. Brilliant move, Breeder.

Now, the word "colleagues" has been trying to pry into my vernacular, but I really feel that it adds too much importance to co-workers. Plus, "colleagues" are like your peers, right? Like a jury, right? I don't want to think about that. It makes them sound like judgemental fuckers. Furthermore, I'd like to believe that my contemporaries are few and rare. That way, hopefully, when I find them I will appreciate them more.

Yeah, I'm starting to sound like a pretentious dick, but...I have no way to refute that.