HeadCase

Recently went and had my head cut open, which required me to have my head wrapped in gauze. It wouldn't have been so bad except for the local heat wave in combination with gauze and a beany was a little uncomfortable, but when I was bouncing last night, I swear to god this chick almost made out with me right after I let her boyfriend in. I was wearing a head wrapped in gauze covered in a beanie so she must have been on some powerful shit to do that. Plus, she was this cute little skinny blonde thing and I'm pretty sure I was way cooler than the guy she was with. That would be a pretty crappy bouncer, though, so when she got in all close and shit, I pushed her away and wished her a wonderful night. Now, why won't a cute little blonde thing like that do that at the grocery store or in line for a FroYo? That's the real fuckin' question, isn't it? So, here's the pics.

There is the basic headwrap on the first day. Seriously, it looks like Dengar from Empire. He is not the most appealing of all the bounty hunters dispatched to catch Han Solo and the gang, but in a parallel universe he became more popular than Boba Fett.


















This is your basic mimicry of how a girl wraps her hair out of the shower. I had never done it before, but it was this or a Ziploc freezer bag or even a plastic grocery bag. It worked out okay, but was rather uncomfortable, however, the stink needed to be removed.












That's the inside of the wrap. I must have spilled something on it because it is mildly stained. When I saw the stain, I was a little scared of what was on the back of my head and here it is...













That's the gash. Please excuse the hair. The surgeon was nice enough to pull the scalp down and stitch so there will be no bald spot. I'm still a little squeamish about getting it wet. The gash is a little bigger than I thought it was.











Here is a better view.