Saturday, May 24, 2008

Quote of the day...yesterday

Neigbor: "Let me give you some fatherly advice, Hugh. Don't ever take a Viagra and eat a Big Mac"

Me: "Dude, I've been on Niagra to stop spontaneous erections for the last two years and have never eaten a Big Mac in my life. It shouldn't be a problem. By the way, nice gay stalker jacket."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is the quote of the day your neighbor's quote or yours?

Hugh Voltage said...

Hmmm. Technically, you could parse it into two quotes, but it would have to be his quote and my retort. Thank you for pointing that out.
-HV