Hugh's News

Today just seems to have some ringer news.

This is great. At one time, about two World Cups ago, Ronaldo from the Brazilian National team was considered the shit. Then, he went to Real Madrid which was just stacked with talent. Then, he got fat. Then he picked up Tranny prostitutes. It's Different For Girls. -Yahoo! Sports

Here is his quote from the article: "When I realised it wasn't what I was looking for I withdrew my team from the pitch," the AC Milan striker said with a smile."

You gotta love that he kept it about the beautiful game when referring to the incident.

Then, there is the most boring celebrity couple ever. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johawhatever got engaged. She was the worst SNL host ever. Not a funny bone in her body. No acting chops. Just nothing, but a great rack in an expensive dress. Would I say "No?" No, but I wouldn't enjoy it as much as if she was awesome and witty and cool. And, why Ryan Reynolds? Was it because she thought he was Dane Cook or because Jerry O'Connell was taken. I think his brother is available.

How the fuck is there a Jerry O'Connell fan site. Has the world gone fuckin' crazy?!?!?!?!?!?!? You're serious? Really? A Jerry O'Connell desktop wallpaper? Jerry O'Connell fans, congratulations, you just beat out cat ladies in the dealbreaker list. How the eff is that guy married to Rebecca Rojamain-Stamos-O'Connell? Her name sounds like the supergroup of my imagination: BoyGeorgeMichaelMcDonaldFageNSync.

Wait. Hold on. Apparently, I have no problem with Ryan Reynolds (I wouldn't notice him if he were standing next to me due to his normalness) and in fact have some kind of issue with Jerry O'Connell...and an imaginary supergroup?

I can't even remember what I was writing about, but that O'Connell screensaver and desktop theme is severely slowing down my computer performance.

So, now I will imaginate raising my fist in the air and shouting "Goddamn You O'Connell!" in addition to "Goddamn you Son of Loggins!" which I was already in the process of doing.