I just had to send an e-mail with the subject line "Re: Logins" and it took a hundred men or more to hold me back from making a Kenny Loggins joke, but I managed not to. Holy crap, I need to tangent right here.
I was looking for a video for Meet Me Halfway on youtube that had Sylvester Stallone in Over The Top in the video with the kid from Cloak & Dagger and there was nothing. The thing is, I swear I remember a video for that. It may have been imaginary, but whatevs. What there is on youtube, however, is a bunch of shit that people posted dedicating that song with slideshows to their "soulmates." Holy fuck! Slow dancing to Meet Me Halfway at a wedding just made my bucket list.
Also look at the fucking comments that people leave underneath these slideshows of love profession to a Loggins soundtrack.
"Nice song and Nice Couple!!!
I envy your guys becouse you are looks so Happy ....
I'm Japanese women who is living in LA.
God bless you!"
I mean, Loggins is the soundtrack king. I'll give him that. He made the gay soundtrack for Top Gun. I mean Playing with the Boys?!?!?! It's up there with It's Raining Men in a gay Hungarian disco. He made Footloose. Dude, Meet Me Halfway gave high school nerds something to sign language at high school graduations for multiple generations. Where was that fucking class in high school? Was it secret? The sign language people just appeared one day. I really don't understand.
In addition, fear the whiteness of Son of Loggins. He is the whitest thing since Wayne Brady and Phil Donahue with a zest of James Taylor. He looks like he should be teaching English in college and driving a convertible MG while hitting on his hot students. Do I envy my made up version of him? Maybe. Also, please see Daughter of Eddie Money and Daughter of Joe Walsh. I have a super crush on daughter of Joe Walsh. Plus, her dad wrote Funk #49. That shit is tight, dude. P.S. Eddie Money's face might be melting. He did not get two tickets to aging gracefully. Not even one.
Interpost bonus points go to Tommy Bolin covering Funk #49. The bonus points are for outfits and stage dressing. Be warned it has horrible audio and the bass player is playing the riff wrong.
Oh, I was going to write about my introduction into human trafficking for $200 a month, but I'll post that later. Newman doesn't like long posts, but does enjoy long walks on the beach and cats (not the musical).
Author's Note: Go to the links in this post. There are some gems. Swear.
Monday, May 05, 2008
Re: Logins
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For my 6th grade graduation, the teacher (who was also my dad's best friend) had us sing This Is It. It was a sing-a-long to the record. It was completely unintelligible. Don't worry, it was 1980, so it all makes sense.
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