There are a few phone calls that I wouldn't recommend ever receiving.
1. The "I'm Pregnant" phone call.
2. The "I'm leaving you" phone call.
3. The "Your pathology report came back and you have a benign tumor" phone call. That's the new one.
Finally, popping my tumor cherry.
Thank god for wikipedia. So, the definition is that it does not satisfy the three conditions of cancer. That is, it does not metastasize, it does not grow at an alarming rate and it does not attack surrounding tissue. What it does mean, though, is that they want to go back in to retrieve more tissue from my head. It means I'm going to be wrapped uncomfortably in gauze. It means that I'm going to miss even more soccer. It means now is not the time to quit smoking. It means my hair will be fucked up again.
I should know better than to keep on talking to anyone except for one person who calls me by the name on my driver's license. I should have just hung up as soon as the guy on the other line used that name.
Basically, it's a call that I would recommend you avoid. The fucked up thing is that I've told a couple of people and am not going to tell my mom because she's going to freak out if my sister's reaction can be used as a belweather of how she'll act. I won't tell my mom, but I'll post it to the Supermation Inforhighway. Jeezus. Happy Friday.
Friday, May 30, 2008
New Dreaded Phone Conversation To Avoid
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I would think that #3 should be "you have a malignant tumor." I would be fairly happy that it was not cancer.
Hopefully, we can avoid that one making the list. So, yes, fairly happy about it at this point, but would prefer something like "This is your real dad, Herbie Hancock."
Ha! Herbie would be a pretty cool dad to have, although he probably would have been really critical about F7.
Dude, hope all goes well.
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