Obamatards

The Obamatards were out today again. I almost hit two of them milling about the street with no regards to pedestrian nor driver safety. These fuckers act like they invented the vote. It's like women's suffrage just ended. They've got their fucking signs and standing on corners like migrant dayworkers interfering with traffic. Dude, a bumper sticker will get your point across. You don't see breeders standing next to their cars on busy streets with giant "Baby on Board" placards, do you?

There has got to be something more productive for these tards to be doing to benefit the campaign and if not, to benefit society in general. They could shave homeless people's beards, for instance. If I ever become mayor that will be the first thing on my agenda. After all, if the homeless were a little more attractive would they really bother us as much? Hot blonde with implants asks me for a dollar and there is a pretty good chance that she'll get that dollar. Christ, I've given my shirt to a hot Russian chick one night in the city. That was stupid. On the other hand, a dude that smells like pee with a hobo beard? Not going to get that dollar in a contest with the Russian or the blonde. That's just how it is.

I guess the question is what is the true desire of these Obamatards? First, they want Obama as President. Granted, an orangutan would be a step up from where we are; especially in International Diplomacy. This doesn't suggest that he is an instant answer, however. There is never a shortcut nor a free lunch nor an easy way out nor quick fix.

Even if he did win, he's getting the keys to a car in extreme disrepair with no gas and he has four to eight years to try and fix it and that's assuming the world has not turned on itself by then. Plus, you can put lipstick and a dress on a pig, but you still wouldn't fuck it, hopefully. There is no one that exists in the current political system that could actually make dynamic and swift changes to the system. The system of checks and balances that Bush so brilliantly destroyed in the backdoor of various "Freedom" and "Mission Accomplishing" acts and bills is a quagmire of bureaucracy that will prevent anyone from getting anything done without jumping through hoops of flames held over an alligator pit while wearing a bunny suit.

The bunny suit just seemed to slip in there because if I were performing an act like that, I'd probably have a bunny suit on, as well.

Don't get me wrong. I'm an American and support my brethren (at times, it's hard), but I'm not dumb or blind. The system is a shambles and it's not politicians that are going to change it, it's the people. The citizens are the only ones that can grow independent of their government and quit feeling like they fucking owe you something. You lost your job? Find a new one. You entered into an Adjustable Rate Mortgage knowing that it could blow up in your fucking face? You're stupid and you did this to yourself. It's not the tricky bank's fault with all of their confusing jargon and big words in their contracts. Learn to read. Oh, you loaned money to people that you knew wouldn't be able to pay off their ARM if rates went up and now you want the government to bail your bloated corporate ass out that makes money off of calculated risk? Fuck yourself. Seriously. Die.

Only when people can quit behaving like illiterate children will this country ever be the way it is portrayed in our history books that no one really reads anymore. So, go ahead make your sign and vote in November and then don't think about it for another four to eight years. And please, stay out of the fucking street, you could hurt yourself.